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2009/05/19 :: SNL - The Stress Tests (Timothy Geithner)
2009/05/19 10:44 :: Funny Stories
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* In the event of a nationwide run on the banks, how much in total cash assets does your bank have on hand to pay depositors?
Bank of America wrote: "not enough that's for sure."
Citi wrote: "Geithner sucks."
GMAC wrote: "taxpayer bailout."
* Given their historic under-representation in banking, women should be encouraged to enter the field as long as they are ______. (the correct answer was "as long as they are qualified.")
Morgan Stanley wrote: "as long as they are doable."
Bank of NY Mellon wrote: "immediate family members."
Citi wrote: "Hey Geithner, we've got a job for your mother."
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뭔말인지 모를 잉여들을 위한 몇마디.
미국 은행들에 대한 stress test 결과 대답들이 말도안되게 나왔다는 이야기임
특히 시티은행 그룹은 대다수의 대답을 'Geithner sucks' 같은 말장난으로 끝냈다는 것이 포인트 ㅋㅋ
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